One of Arch's comedy bit's... The Flat Tire

When leaving my residence the other morning, I couldn't help but see my neighbours car parked near the curb with an obvious drivers side, flat front tire.

Later that evening upon arriving home I saw my neighbour in our parking lot standing beside his now repaired flat tire looking very... "wo-be-gone" (sad). He mentioned, the garage suggested he may have hit one of the many pot holes developing this spring on Toronto's busy city streets.

But, what he was most sad about was, being forced into the callous, and insensitive act of having to insincerely abandon his new Tesla sedan in the cold, loneliness of a dark winters night, by the curb of a dead end road.

This is when I mentioned, it's obvious you didn't grow up in an alcoholic / co-dependent home.

That kind of upbringing prepared me for so many disappointments in my life, like, marriage, being a father in Canada, working as a Community College Professor in our dysfunctional educational system that rewards and enables dysfunctional, irrational, and oppressive socialist NDP Union mentality such as from dis-organizations such as OPSEU. Oh, and... think that our Family Doctor scenario in Ontario is a TOP medical marvel and the envy of global medical care and concern. In one word, its pathetic. Another word? Shameful.

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