Knock, Knock... whose there?

Did you hear the one about the Thai women who was spared the furnace? The cremation furnace operator heard a knocking coming from inside the casket. Upon opening it up, a lady wrapped in swaddling bandages sat up.

Mr. Funeral Director? Hello? Mr. Funeral Director? I hear a knock coming from inside the casket. Really? Are you sure you're not using "leaded fuel" to fire up the burn chamber?

No. And there's still knocking. Hmm. Have you tried looking under "the hood?" Ooooops! Well, hello madam. Yes, she's still alive. So it's NOT an engine "run on" issue from using the wrong fuel?

No Sir. It's the dead person... she's actually alive. What's that? The dead person is really alive. She was knocking on the inside of the casket, thinking, OUTSIDE the BOX. Must get out of the box.... Think!

Think OUTSIDE THE BOX!

So bad a story it can't be told in Canada

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