Knock, Knock... whose there?

Did you hear the one about the Thai women who was sparred the furnace as the operator heard a knocking coming from the inside the casket. Upon opening it up, a lady wrapped in swaddling bandages muttered....

Mr. Funeral Director, Mr. Funeral Director, I hear a knock coming from inside the casket? Really? Are you still using leaded funeral to fire up the burn chamber? No? It's still knocking? Have you tried looking under the hood? Ooooops, well, hello madam. Yes, she's still alive.

So it's NOT an engine "run on" issue from using the wrong fuel?

No Sir. It's that the dead person is actually alive.

What's that?

The dead person is really alive. She was knocking on the inside of the casket, thinking, OUTSIDE the BOX Must get out of the box.... Think!

Think OUTSIDE THE BOX!

So bad a story it can't be told in Canada

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