Not always does the odour of burnt toast mean it's a sign you may be having a STROKE!

Recently, I had to make the insufferable, yet compassionate decision to say goodbye to my 25 year old toaster oven.

Not always does the smelling of burnt toast mean it’s a sign you may be having a stroke.

It means the smoke alarm is doing its job, and it’s time to pull the plug on the appliance, throw the burnt toast into the kitchen sink, then wildly race around your home opening doors and windows in an effort to induce cross ventilation, plugging in the room fan with one hand, grabbing a kitchen towel with the other, while fanning the smoke away from the smoke alarm, thinking, yup, the piece of bread you inserted into the toaster oven 15 minutes ago is not only a sign the timing device is defective, it’s time you stopped playing toaster oven roulette and buy a new one.

Stroke averted!

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